Her Royal Succulency

Just the word succulent makes me hungry. Like sucking on little baby toes.

Shangri-la-la-land

Hand claps, harmonizing, and leather jumpsuits, oh my.

If only they were politically active, I could call them the Shangeurillas. I guess I'll settle for Myrmidons of Melodrama. Couldn't make that one up myself.

pretzel logic

Instead of writing, I googled "oddly shaped pretzels" hoping for the dough equivalent of these.
I was let down in that regard, but rewarded by this sneak by Keep.

I love wearing snack foods.

Herb Hoover, Jeremy Scott, Lazy Oaf

instead of writing...

I started this blog.
And spent an hour fiddling with the header, settings, and inane definition at right.
Words lost: 250